Charles Richard Bennington was born in Wheat Ridge Colorado on March 28, 1985. This birth was much like the opening scene in The Lion King. The only differences being that Chuck was much cuter as a baby and had far more awesome hair.

Shortly after birth the man cub was relocated to Sarasota, Fl. Sarasota was an adventure filled time in young Chuck's life that was vaguely reminiscent of the Pirate's of the Caribbean. Young Chuck was just like Jack Sparrow, only much stronger and better looking. After growing bored with the retirees and spoiled children that litter the shores of sunny Florida, a drastic change occurred. Sir Bennington enlisted in the United States Air Force and a good chunk of his late teens and early twenties was spent as a
"TACP".
During this time in the military a strong love for firearms, scotch, and his dog Mister was forged. While stationed at Fort Lewis our hero's life took another drastic turn; the valiant prince found something called "CrossFit."

Yada yada, blah blah...Here's what happened in the next couple years: He got out of the military, worked at a gay bar in Seattle for a while, and moved back to Florida. Through all of this his experience and exposure to CrossFit grew and grew. Eventually this would come to the point that many in the CrossFit community reach, a Level One Cert. For this life changing experience only the finest facility would do, only GSX. At GSX in January of 2009 this young man fell in love with a young woman, one Azlea Vanessa Sisson. This is them, they are hot together. Sadly he had to return to Florida, but only for a short while as he was back at GSX for an Olympic Lifting Cert in March. Unfortunately that trip was far too short and Nessa and Chuck were again parted. As the couple's love grew it was evident that there was only one solution, a permanent move. This move did in fact happen and brings our story almost to present day.

These days you can find Chuck quite often at GSX blasting vulgar DMX songs and failing lifts repeatedly. While not teaching CrossFit classes Lord Bennington has been seen at Central Market with BFF Agent Deavers, sipping fine wines, enjoying fresh cuts of tasty brisket, and debating really, really, really important stuff.

Thank you to the following agencies for your time and assistance: DOE, BATF, ISA, NSA, DARPA, DOJ, CAG, USSS, DHS, SPCA, DMX, NWA, YMCA, IRS, REM, GSG9